Make an entry! =P but if you REALLY don't want to, just view the guestbook
here
My name is:
My website address is:
My email address is:
I live in:
Auckland, NZ
Canberra, Australia
Asmara, Eritrea
Planet Earth
My current mood:
Happy
Sad
Paranoid
Horny
Angry
Bored
Blood thirsty
Stoned
I am:
Male
Female
Castrated
I am:
Heterosexual
Bisexual
Homosexual
Transexual
Very sexual
I would prefer to suck:
Toes
Arm pits
Arse
Nostrils
I like:
Sex
Drugs
Sex & Drugs
Books
I liken myself to:
George Bush (the dumb one)
John Howard (the ugly one)
Helen Clark (the female one)
I am most excited by:
Golden showers
69ing
Anal sex
Ass to ass (for lesbians)
Cunnilingus
Masturbating (for females)
Masturbating (for males)
Hardcore Masturbating (for males)
Doggy style
Double dildos
Fake pussy
Feeling up
Fellatio
Feet
Dog sex (not to be confused with doggy style)
Pooing on people's faces
Making out (you're not that innocent)
Missionary position (boring)
Fingering
Smurfing (not as innocent as it sounds)
Titty farking
My favourite colour is:
1
2
3
4
5
6
1
2
3
4
5
6
My 'other' favourite color is:
1
2
3
4
5
6
1
2
3
4
5
6
Anything else that you'd like to say (about you or about my website):
You can enter HTML so if you know how, go for it =)
but but but... you can't add links
Add Emoticons to your entry! Just type the code for the emoticon you want to insert. i.e. I shot the sherrif :happy, but I did not shoot the deputy :paranoid
Emoticon
Code
:happy
:sad
:angry
:bored
:paranoid
:bloodthirsty
:horny
:stoned