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I live in:	Select Auckland, NZ Canberra, Australia Asmara, Eritrea Planet Earth
My current mood:	Select Happy Sad Paranoid Horny Angry Bored Blood thirsty Stoned
I am:	Select Male Female Castrated
I am:	Select Heterosexual Bisexual Homosexual Transexual Very sexual
I would prefer to suck:	Select Toes Arm pits Arse Nostrils
I like:	Select Sex Drugs Sex & Drugs Books
I liken myself to:	Select George Bush (the dumb one) John Howard (the ugly one) Helen Clark (the female one)
I am most excited by:	Select Golden showers 69ing Anal sex Ass to ass (for lesbians) Cunnilingus Masturbating (for females) Masturbating (for males) Hardcore Masturbating (for males) Doggy style Double dildos Fake pussy Feeling up Fellatio Feet Dog sex (not to be confused with doggy style) Pooing on people's faces Making out (you're not that innocent) Missionary position (boring) Fingering Smurfing (not as innocent as it sounds) Titty farking
My favourite colour is:	Select 1 2 3 4 5 6 1 2 3 4 5 6
My 'other' favourite color is:	Select 1 2 3 4 5 6 1 2 3 4 5 6
Type the following number into the textbox: 1982

Anything else that you'd like to say: (Add home-cooked emoticons - see below)
 
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but but but... you can't add links

Add Emoticons to your entry! Just type the code for the emoticon you want to insert. i.e. I shot the sherrif :happy, but I did not shoot the deputy :paranoid
Emoticon	Code
	:happy
	:sad
	:angry
	:bored
	:paranoid
	:bloodthirsty
	:horny
	:stoned

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