South Island Road Trip

I'm very surprised that this rock isn't listed as a tourist attraction. It was definately more interesting that most of the other locations listed in the guide book.

There's some religeon that talks about the Earth being the Mother. From her womb came the animals and people etc. How wrong they were. Here's proof the Earth is male! Though proportinally I suppose it's quite small. Poor Earth.

More urinals! The one on the left is for children, or dwarves that aren't tall enough to piss into the adult urinals. The one on the right is for senior citizens, or people that need to hold onto something for support when relieving themselves. I really wouldn't want to touch that bar.

You've only had to see two so far! This is 'Pretty Photo Number 2'

So many pictures of urinals and toilets in this photo documentary. I'm so immature.

Forgetting how to stand up.

These urinals are inferior. There's no senior citizen urinal with a support bar.

Milford sound - probably one of the biggest tourist destinations in the South Island. Very over-rated. It's just waterfalls and mountains.

Just to prove I was there.

These birds are HUGE and will tear the rubber from around your front windscreen. They're way to curious and understandably unafraid of humans. Erica and I hid in the car while one of these beasts clawed its way around on the roof.

I was walking along this arch of snow when...

Sorry sorry sorry. 'Pretty Photo Number 3'

Drunken cows stubling across the road. If you're interested in cow poo, you can check out my 'Cow Poo' pages here. It was one of the first pages I made fot this site.

Sunlight filtering through the lattice above a urinal.

This beach was amazing. Pretty pebbles everywhere. Even the sand looked like a gemstone collection.

A bushfire sun through the smoke of the fires that were burning in Australia. I've got some video footage of a bushfire burning on the side of a highway near Sydney. I'll upload it to this site soon.

We came to this beach to have a look at a lighthouse I think. Look what we found!

They are sooo incredibly smelly. They stink like rotten fish. They're also apparently very aggressive so we tried to keep our distance.

Close your mouth! Oh god the stench!

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One page to go:

• My experience with pissing in the wind
• Our breakdown
• Seals
• A dead baby seal
• Emergency services
• My personal touch on a prayer board
• Shag point
• Big balls, really really big