South Island Trip

I insincerely apologise in advance for any offense caused by the content in this photo documentary. Throughout these photos you'll see quite a few dead things, things related to urine, my body parts (face, tongue etc) and a photo of a naturally occuring rock resembling a penis. I have also included some 'pretty' photos of the South Island but I have kept these to a bare minimum - I have suffered through other people's photo albums and would not wish the experience on anybody else.

So please, sit back and enjoy my trip through the South Island.

I decorated these Air New Zealand vomit bags and placed them neatly back in the seat pockets. I hope they were left for the next passenger to find.

I've never actually seen a vomit bag in use. They don't look very water proof.

These were one of the first people I encountered after landing on the Island. I stalked them for around 5 minutes while I tried to get a good photo from a distance. I didn't want to get too close to the sheet-wearing Christchurch inhabitants.

Aparently they don't have storm water drains in Christchurch.

The first dead person in this photo documentary. My mother was with me when I was sorting through the photos to put on this website. She wouldn't let me include the second photo of a crowd of people standing around a heart-attack victim, but I can still show you the two ambulances, helicopter and fire truck that came to his aid.

The Christchurch 'Rent Shop'

The Christchurch 'Bargain Boys'. I thought these two photos were funny when I took them... eh. 

A plate full of fat. Probably one of the most delicious pizza's I've ever had.

This is what my tongue looked like in Christchurch.

The inside of a power point for an electric razor.

Look! Mountains with snow on top!

Ok, I apologise again but I had to put a few of these in. This is 'Pretty Photo Number 1'

Road trips include lots of driving. This is what happens to me after hours of it.

Hehe, the Australians are right about the New Zealanders and their sheep.

South Island farmers seem to do this a lot. They must not like rabbits very much.

Not rabbits this time... but BRAS! Hundreds and hundres of bras. Apparently the tour busses stop by the road side and all the foreign women get out to add their underwear to the collection.

All colours, all sizes.

At one of the rest stops I found a car. I don't know why it interested me so much but I had to go down to take a look.

My first photo of a South Island urinal. There are more of these to come.

I don't know if this counts as a urinal, and I can't remember why I was sticking my head in the toilet seat hole.

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Still to come:

• Penis Rock
• Car eating birds
• Cows
• Smelly sea lions
• My experience with pissing in the wind
• Our breakdown
• Seals
• A dead baby seal
• Emergency services
• My personal touch on a prayer board
• Shag point